Gay Jokes. Not hurtfull, but funny.YOU GROW UP WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST REAL LAUGH- AT YOURSELF. _____________________________Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at ir.The gay guy looked at him and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked"_______________________________Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You